AYYYE WANT TO KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. HAVE YOU EVAHHHHHHHHHHH SEEEEEEEEEN THE RAAAAAAIIIIIN.
July 2010
10 posts
When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands.
(via randomsexfacts)
Ahem… “Jerk for a jerk”? o_O
The pressure of a dolphin's ejaculation can kill a human.
(via randomsexfacts)
“Don’t get any closer, or I’ll shoot!!”. o_o
The Traditionalist. Don’t let the name fool you! Traditionalists are full of heat that so far they’ve released in pretty standard ways. When it comes to sex, they’re comfortable doing it, comfortable talking about it and good at listening to what their partner wants. Traditionalists do well with every sex type with a little work, but naturally partner best with other Traditionalists, Cuddlers and Stimulators.
The Cuddler. Cuddlers like physical intimacy, but they are a little shy about starting sex. Cuddlers are most compatible sexually with Traditionalists, Initiators and Surprisers, although Introverts can work well with every other sex type.
The Surpriser. Surprisers seem reserved and conservative, but inside, they’re wildcats. They tend to be sexually dominant and prefer their partner to show a mutual interest. Surprisers can do well with every sex type with a little work, but they naturally partner best with other Surprisers, Pleasers and Mavericks.
The Fantasizer. Fantasizers love to talk and dream about sex, but when they get behind closed doors, just watch them put those dreams into action. Fantasizers get busy best with other Fantasizers, but they generate some serious heat with Mavericks and Initiators.
The Stimulator. Stimulators are comfortable talking, thinking and analyzing the idea of sex, but they generally don’t move into the provocative side in practice. Stimulators find their best partner in other Stimulators, but they also work well with Traditionalists and Pleasers. Stimulators can also have steamy passion with the other five sex types, if they work at it.
The Pleaser. Pleasers are submissive, but with an attitude: They know what it takes to get the job done, but they want their partner to do the heavy lifting. Pleasers are curious and willing to explore, and once things get going they’ll work just as hard to make sure their partner is satisfied. Pleasers are most compatible with Initiators, Surprisers and Mavericks.
The Initiator. Initiators like to lead, rather than follow. They’re up-front about telling their partner what they need, how to do it and for how long. Initiators push themselves to find new ways to take a walk on the wild side. Initiators find their best partner in Pleasers, but they also work well with Cuddlers and Fantasizers.
The Maverick. Mavericks are provocative, adventurous and uninhibited. They’re the Indiana Jones of the bedroom — or any place else they decide to have sex. If they hear about it, they’ll probably try it. Mavericks like their partners to be mutually aggressive and experimental. Mavericks are most compatible with other Mavericks, Fantasizers and Pleasers.
Hmm, I’d probably fit underrrrr… 60% Traditionalist, 20% Maverick and 20% Pleaser… ladies…
Having sex 3 times a week burns 7500 calories per year. That's the equivalent of jogging 75 miles (120.675 km). The more intense the sex, the more calories are burnt: up to 10,000 calories annually.
See? It’s good exercise. ;)
I can't look away....
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(via withallmyfuckingheart)
i don’t know either, but for the love of jam let’s just go with it.
Reblogged for the gifs. Enjoy, all 14 of my followers! :D
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